You Know You’re a Mom When…

• It’s normal to look for your keys in the freezer.
• You try burping your computer and typing your baby (for working moms, yes I’ve done that).
• You debate on an outfit change for you or your baby if it’s just pee.
• Its normal for you to go two or more days without a shower.
• You have been lulled to sleep by a baby Einstein movie.
• You’re tempted to blog about the size and/or amount of poo that comes out of such a small person.
• You have a favorite baby food.
• You feel like you accomplished a great task when you successfully unclog your babies nose with a booger snuffer.
• You walk around with a burp cloth on your shoulder without realizing it.
• You accidentally squirt breast milk across the room, then do it on purpose to see how far you could get it.
• Then brought your husband in to show him.
• You’re a pro when it comes to Disney movies.
• You’ve started talking to adults through your baby, sometimes cooeing at them.
• You’ve almost checked your husbands pants when it stinks,
• And your husband always blames it on the kid.
• You want to get a limo just for the privacy screen (a sound proof one).
• You don’t know how you ever ran into a store quickly to grab something.
• It takes you an hour or two to prepare to leave the house.
• Then you wonder why you ever wanted to leave in the first place.
• A smile makes your world.
• Being able to work with no interruptions is relaxing.
• 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep feels like sleeping in.
• Getting peed on is an everyday thing, your just glad it wasn’t poo again.
• You pick your kids nose with your fingers.
• You want to try the booger snuffer out on yourself, and do.
• You’re arm falls asleep from a sleeping baby.

And you wouldn’t change a thing…

Working from home

I started working from home about two weeks ago, when I was 38 weeks along. I’m one of those people who thrive on stress and I was worried I would get bored working from home and go crazy… but so far its been great! Almost too busy, I don’t know how I’m going to throw a baby into this mix in a few weeks! I know there will be days I wish I could just go into the office to relax so I may need some reminders on how lucky I am to work from home…